Internet Maggots

Friday, June 17, 2005

Well, he's "blk", right?

Cole545634: do u like blk men?
Cole545634: guess not
PrissyPixie: I like LL Cool J.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Multi-Blogged Award

MartinAB4: hey
PrissyPixie: Hi.
MartinAB4: a/s/l?
PrissyPixie: You asked me yesterday.
MartinAB4: ok and?
PrissyPixie: It's the same answer as yesterday.
MartinAB4: i forgot
PrissyPixie: My profile should refresh you.

Multi-blogged Award

Dartswinger63: hi
PrissyPixie: Hi.
Dartswinger63: how r u
PrissyPixie: Fine.
Dartswinger63: asl
PrissyPixie: No.
Dartswinger63: ok

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Having your phallic pride shredded into a tomato smoothie by a blender....priceless.

Chefworld2112 [9:01 PM]: would ytou like to cyber
OstentatiousSnob [9:03 PM]: I don't think you'll like that with me.
Chefworld2112 [9:03 PM]: why is that
OstentatiousSnob [9:04 PM]: I get violent.
Chefworld2112 [9:04 PM]: me 2
Chefworld2112 [9:04 PM]: i like violents
OstentatiousSnob [9:04 PM]: I don't allow the man to be violent.
Chefworld2112 [9:05 PM]: thats not fun
OstentatiousSnob [9:05 PM]: I warned you.
Chefworld2112 [9:05 PM]: im not scared
OstentatiousSnob [9:06 PM]: I didn't warn to be afraid. I warned that you wouldn't like it. Chefworld2112 [9:06 PM]: try me
Chefworld2112 [9:06 PM]: you start
OstentatiousSnob [9:07 PM]: *Severs your manhood with a rusty nail, blends it and then feeds it to you. Charges you $500.* Was it good for you?
Chefworld2112 [9:08 PM]: just take your panies off for me
OstentatiousSnob [9:08 PM]: No. I'm finished. I got what I wanted.
Chefworld2112 [9:09 PM]: what did u get
OstentatiousSnob [9:10 PM]: To cut off your wang with a rusty nail, put it in a blender, feed it to you, and charge you $500 for it.
Chefworld2112 [9:11 PM]: i want to stick my nose in your ass and smell it
OstentatiousSnob [9:11 PM]: That's too bad. I won't let you touch me.
Chefworld2112 [9:11 PM]: oh cum on please i will be good 2 you
OstentatiousSnob [9:12 PM]: You are not privileged enough to touch me.

One of the hottest things I have read on the net:

Wwm6w3 [8:52 PM]: Doth thou find my linguistics befuddling thy short-witted mutha-fuckin mark ass beotch.