Internet Maggots

Saturday, July 16, 2005

There's a sale at Victoria's Secret

Tu Z Botz [10:01 P.M.]: I LUV SEXY HI HEEL PUMPS AND THI-HI STOCKINGS :-*
CrabithaMcCranky [10:01 P.M.]: Then wear them.

How can I resist?

joefromstlouie: Cum over here you little naughty disobedient cunt!!! RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!!!

Saturday, July 09, 2005

MoreTroubleAgain [7:35 P.M.]: Hey there
CrabithaMcCranky [7:40 P.M.]: Hi.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:40 P.M.]: whats happening? age?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:41 P.M.]: Nothing much. Waiting for my boyfriend to get home from work. 32.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:41 P.M.]: yummy, so where are you pics?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:43 P.M.]: I don't have any.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:43 P.M.]: so what am I missing out on?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:44 P.M.]: Nothing really, since I have a boyfriend. Right? :)MoreTroubleAgain [7:45 P.M.]: not at all interested in him :)
CrabithaMcCranky [7:45 P.M.]: So you're missing out on anything.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:45 P.M.]: shaved?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:46 P.M.]: He has a goatee.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:46 P.M.]: what about you kitten lol
CrabithaMcCranky [7:46 P.M.]: I don't have a goatee.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:47 P.M.]: when did he last go down on you?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:47 P.M.]: That is my business and I don't share that sort of information.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:47 P.M.]: swallow?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:48 P.M.]: Unladen?
MoreTroubleAgain [7:48 P.M.]: anal?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:49 P.M.]: OCD, just a little.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:49 P.M.]: so where do you like it best?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:50 P.M.]: The Mall.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:50 P.M.]: what? lol
CrabithaMcCranky [7:50 P.M.]: What do you mean "what"? I like to go to the mall.
MoreTroubleAgain [7:51 P.M.]: and wehre do you like to swallow it?
CrabithaMcCranky [7:51 P.M.]: England.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Fudge Stick

XLoRyderx: are you okay?
PrissyPixie: Perfect, as usual
XLoRyderx: judging by your profile, u got a big stick hangin outta your butt
PrissyPixie: Judging by your lack of brains, I quite prefer that stick to anything you may have to offer.