Begin IM - 9/26/2005 01:32 PM
Jeted757 [1:31 P.M.]: M/F?
Icy Cattitude [1:33 P.M.]: I don't know. Look in your pants.

Patronize Them and They Will Leave

JasonBourne31 [3:15 A.M.]: forever young:-)
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:15 A.M.]: ?
JasonBourne31 [3:16 A.M.]: it would certainly seem that proper grammar is essential to holding an intelligent conversation with you.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:17 A.M.]: It doesn't have to be "stuffy". Just not... something I have to decode.
JasonBourne31 [3:18 A.M.]: certainly understandable
JasonBourne31 [3:19 A.M.]: would you care to discuss the theory of relativity? I can explain it in relatively simple terms, if you are interested.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:19 A.M.]: iz dat like whin u bang ur cuzin?
JasonBourne31 [3:21 A.M.]: I would consider that an insult, if I was not aware of your superior intellectual capabilities, amd by the way, be careful what you wish for, you may receive it.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:22 A.M.]: I was being facetious. Sheesh. And I haven't wished for anything.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:22 A.M.]: Except, for a nice canopy bed- which I'm shopping for at the moment.
JasonBourne31 [3:23 A.M.]: Of course someone of you obvious brillance would never succumb to such trivialities such as meager insults.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:24 A.M.]: Sometimes I'm lazy and go for the easy kill. But I wasn't that time.
JasonBourne31 [3:25 A.M.]: When shall we anticipate the next receipient of the nobel prize?
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:25 A.M.]: As soon as one messages me with "asl".
JasonBourne31 [3:25 A.M.]: Just kidding sugar
JasonBourne31 [3:27 A.M.]: look, in all honesty, I sincerely sympathize with your plight, intelligence is a rare commodity on here.
JasonBourne31 [3:28 A.M.]: But judge others not, lest yea be judged, have patience with those whose wings may not spread as far as yours, we all have something to offer.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:29 A.M.]: Yes. Most here offer me a target to ridicule.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:29 A.M.]: And I absolutely judge.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:29 A.M.]: I have very little patience for anyone, or anything.
JasonBourne31 [3:31 A.M.]: It is a pleasure to speak with another intelligent individual. Here is my picture, and this is before about 5 years of bodybuilding. [note- never opened his email or pic]
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:31 A.M.]: Thanks
JasonBourne31 [3:35 A.M.]: Imagine intelligence and looks and build all in one package. It honestly means very little, I am also a Critical Care Registered Nurse. Humility is a virtue, as brilliant as you may be, your profile reflects an arrogance.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:36 A.M.]: I like my arrogance.
JasonBourne31 [3:36 A.M.]: Perhaps it is actually justified, you are obviously intelligent.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:37 A.M.]: Intelligent, and hungry. brb.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:37 A.M.]: back
JasonBourne31 [3:38 A.M.]: Believe me. I do understand the element of idiocy present here, but is being flippant really the answer?
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:39 A.M.]: That's just how I am. Here, or not.
JasonBourne31 [3:41 A.M.]: Are you married, or enamourously engaged with an individual of your intellectual calibur?
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:41 A.M.]: LTR, yes.
JasonBourne31 [3:41 A.M.]: then why are you here at 0341?
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:42 A.M.]: I just got home from the casino. Why would I not be here
JasonBourne31 [3:43 A.M.]: Intelligence must be tempered with humility, as must good looks, as well as an attractive physique.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:43 A.M.]: That's your answer to my question?
JasonBourne31 [3:45 A.M.]: It is not my place to answer why you would NOT be here, whatever trips your trigger.
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:45 A.M.]: I see.
JasonBourne31 [3:45 A.M.]: Why are you here? Personal amusement?
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:46 A.M.]: Reading, working, chatting, eating.
JasonBourne31 [3:50 A.M.]: See my dear you may be very smart, that actuallly amounts to approximately 1/10 of my dic*. You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. For all of you eminent wisdom, you would last about 12 seconds in jail, or on the streets of north St. Louis. I pity you, for if you are taken out of your world model, you are as useless as tits on a bull, pathetic. The street hood is superior to you merely due to wisdom of the ways of the world. Get a life.
JasonBourne31 [3:50 A.M.]: :-)
JasonBourne31 [3:50 A.M.]: And have A NICE DAY!!!!
Ms Pixie Poppins [3:51 A.M.]: That's very nice. Thank you.

Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater!

Jkiss4yougrl [1:14 P.M.]: whats up?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:17 P.M.]: Hi.
Jkiss4yougrl [1:17 P.M.]: hello how are you?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:18 P.M.]: Fine. yourself?
Jkiss4yougrl [1:18 P.M.]: fine thanks you married?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:18 P.M.]: LTR
Jkiss4yougrl [1:18 P.M.]: i see you happy then?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:18 P.M.]: Definitely.
Jkiss4yougrl [1:19 P.M.]: k you stray at all
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:20 P.M.]: Jesus. Get the hell out. What is with you guys?

More on Dartswinger!

**note**
This guy isn't a maggot- but Dartswinger is!
****

BurtonCBell [6:44 P.M.]: hello I love the wall of shame
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:44 P.M.]: Thanks!
BurtonCBell [6:44 P.M.]: one guy on your wall trys to talk to my fiance
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:45 P.M.]: oh? Which?
BurtonCBell [6:45 P.M.]: Dartswinger
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:45 P.M.]: LMAO
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:45 P.M.]:

Robmuscles [6:26 P.M.]: lol..oh man i just read the dartswinger
conversation...what a fucking tool

BurtonCBell [6:45 P.M.]: he tells a different age all the time so I hear
BurtonCBell [6:45 P.M.]: yeah she says he wants to meet her all the time
BurtonCBell [6:46 P.M.]: lol
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:46 P.M.]:

Robmuscles [6:27 P.M.]: yeah he is a guy or bisexual guy
Robmuscles [6:27 P.M.]: he acted like a couple one time with me and
gf

BurtonCBell [6:46 P.M.]: always asking her if she is wearing a thong
BurtonCBell [6:47 P.M.]: he sounds like a lonely guy I gues lol
BurtonCBell [6:47 P.M.]: that's funny
BurtonCBell [6:47 P.M.]: well I won't bother you anymore just thought that was funny have a good night
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:48 P.M.]: Would you mind if I put your compliment and what you said about Dart in my blog, if I mark you as "not an idiot"?
BurtonCBell [6:48 P.M.]: that's fine with me
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:48 P.M.]: Thanks.
BurtonCBell [6:48 P.M.]: not a prob
BurtonCBell [6:48 P.M.]: :-D
BurtonCBell [6:49 P.M.]: one more thing
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:49 P.M.]: sure
BurtonCBell [6:49 P.M.]: she had me change her sn cuse of him and some other guy and he still talks to her no matter what her name is
Ms Pixie Poppins [6:50 P.M.]: Same with me!
BurtonCBell [6:50 P.M.]: he even tried to talkto me until I wasn't a women

Care to Conversate?

StlGuyDC [1:04 P.M.]: hey would u like to talk?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:04 P.M.]: As long as you respect that I'm in a relationship.
StlGuyDC [1:04 P.M.]: sure
StlGuyDC [1:04 P.M.]: same here
StlGuyDC [1:05 P.M.]: im danny by the way
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:05 P.M.]: Hi.
StlGuyDC [1:05 P.M.]: so where u from?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:05 P.M.]: Creve Coeur.
StlGuyDC [1:06 P.M.]: same area as me im from maryland hgts
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:06 P.M.]: right on
StlGuyDC [1:06 P.M.]: so what do u do for a living if u dont mind me askin
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:07 P.M.]: Advertising agency producer.
StlGuyDC [1:07 P.M.]: for which company?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:07 P.M.]: I won't give that information.
StlGuyDC [1:08 P.M.]: oh im sorry im only curious because ive done some work in that field wondering if it might be for the same company
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:09 P.M.]: Ah. I don't give that information. It isn't such a safe thing to do.
StlGuyDC [1:09 P.M.]: y not?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:10 P.M.]: You really can't see a reason?
StlGuyDC [1:10 P.M.]: um no
StlGuyDC [1:10 P.M.]: can u tell me one
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:11 P.M.]: I don't care to have anyone stalk me at work.
StlGuyDC [1:12 P.M.]: u think that u have to tell someone where u work on here in order to have them stalk u?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:12 P.M.]: I'm certainly not going to make it easy on them.
StlGuyDC [1:14 P.M.]: well ur a little to uptight for me to talk to, i like to conversate and when half the conversation is im not giving out that information which it sounds like it would be i dont really wanna waste the time so have a nice day
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:14 P.M.]: Bye.

Dartswinger63 [8:08 P.M.]: hi
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:08 P.M.]: Hi.
Dartswinger63 [8:08 P.M.]: asl
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:08 P.M.]: Profile.
Dartswinger63 [8:10 P.M.]: o a good girl
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:10 P.M.]: Definitely.
Dartswinger63 [8:10 P.M.]: ok
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:10 P.M.]: What's your asl?
Dartswinger63 [8:10 P.M.]: older
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:10 P.M.]: That answers "a". What about "sl"?
Dartswinger63 [8:11 P.M.]: m stl
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:11 P.M.]: Why did you tell my boyfriend that you're a 40 F?
Dartswinger63 [8:11 P.M.]: bye
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:11 P.M.]: That doesn't answer my question.
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:12 P.M.]: (copy/paste IM between Mike and Dart)
Dartswinger63> 40 f stl u
MikeBirchr> I'm a young thing.
Dartswinger63> thats ok
MikeBirchr> 24/m/st. charles
Dartswinger63> u have a big cock
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:12 P.M.]: Now, why did you tell my boyfriend that you're a 40 F
Dartswinger63 [8:12 P.M.]: bye
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:13 P.M.]: Aw, why don't you want to talk anymore? Did I bust your game... again?
Dartswinger63 [8:13 P.M.]: ok
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:13 P.M.]: What are you? A male or female?
Dartswinger63 [8:13 P.M.]: bye
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:13 P.M.]: Why did you ask my boyfriend if he wanted to bang?Dartswinger63 [8:14 P.M.]: did not
Dartswinger63 [8:14 P.M.]: bye
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:14 P.M.]: Why is it that only you can ask questions, and nobody can ask you questions?
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:14 P.M.]: (copy/paste IM between Mike and Dart)
Dartswinger63> u want to fuck
MikeBirchr> lol brb
Dartswinger63> ok
Dartswinger63 [8:14 P.M.]: bye
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:14 P.M.]: (copy/paste IM between Mike and Dart)
MikeBirchr> back.
Dartswinger63> iok
MikeBirchr> I think I've talked to you before.
Dartswinger63> ok
Dartswinger63 [8:14 P.M.]: ok
Dartswinger63 [8:14 P.M.]: bye
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:15 P.M.]: No. I'm having fun.
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:15 P.M.]: Why don't you want to talk?
Dartswinger63 [8:15 P.M.]: no not me
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:15 P.M.]: It isn't that tough of a question. Are you MALE or FEMALE? Why do you have to RUN AWAY when I ask it?
Dartswinger63 [8:15 P.M.]: m
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:16 P.M.]: So why did you tell my boyfriend that you're a 40 F. I don't understand.
Dartswinger63 [8:16 P.M.]: bord
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:16 P.M.]: I see.
Dartswinger63 [8:16 P.M.]: ok
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:16 P.M.]: You know, you IM me on every screen name I have.
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:16 P.M.]: You IM all my friends. All the conversations go about the same.
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:16 P.M.]: It's you wanting to talk about you being naked. lol
Dartswinger63 [8:17 P.M.]: bord
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:17 P.M.]: (bored*)
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:17 P.M.]: I see.
Dartswinger63 [8:17 P.M.]: bye
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:17 P.M.]: Until next time.
Dartswinger63 [8:17 P.M.]: what ever

These Chucks Were Made for Walkin'

This guy wants to be my "Chucks Slave", and smell my shoes. Nothing is free, my dears.

ChuckTisPissed [4:48 P.M.]: hello my converse queen
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:48 P.M.]: Hi.
ChuckTisPissed [4:48 P.M.]: can i please be your converse slave maam
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:49 P.M.]: Not for free.
ChuckTisPissed [4:49 P.M.]: what other than money can i give you
ChuckTisPissed [4:50 P.M.]: hello
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:51 P.M.]: I may allow you to do chores.
ChuckTisPissed [4:51 P.M.]: ok i will do anything maam
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:51 P.M.]: I know.
ChuckTisPissed [4:52 P.M.]: lol
ChuckTisPissed [4:52 P.M.]: so what ya think
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:52 P.M.]: I think I'm going to leave you hanging for a while.
ChuckTisPissed [4:53 P.M.]: ok well its been nice chattin with ya, but if ya change your mind ya know were to find me
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:53 P.M.]: I'll never go looking. It isn't the way of a Domme.
ChuckTisPissed [4:54 P.M.]: ok then can i look for you maam
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:54 P.M.]: Sure.
ChuckTisPissed [4:54 P.M.]: ok thank you maam, so long
Ms Pixie Poppins [4:54 P.M.]: gnite
ChuckTisPissed [4:54 P.M.]: bye