Internet Maggots

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

If You Don't Want to Know, Don't Ask

Begin IM - 11/22/2005 09:46 PM
Scootfree6 [9:46 P.M.]: hi asl?
Daria J Spade [9:46 P.M.]: Hi...
Daria J Spade [9:46 P.M.]: 33*F*Creve Coeur. Not on the market.
Scootfree6 [9:47 P.M.]: who cares
Daria J Spade [9:50 P.M.]: You asked.
Scootfree6 signed off at 9:50 P.M.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Begin IM - 11/20/2005 12:38 PM
CBro728 [12:38 P.M.]: hi there, damn your fine
Daria J Spade [12:38 P.M.]: Thanks
CBro728 [12:38 P.M.]: here's a pic of me
CBro728 [12:38 P.M.]: you said you do have a cam ?
Daria J Spade [12:38 P.M.]: I don't need one...
CBro728 [12:38 P.M.]:

Monday, November 14, 2005

Can you repeat that?

Begin IM - 11/15/2005 01:16 AM
BhindTimes1 [1:15 A.M.]: Hi there
BhindTimes1 [1:15 A.M.]: names alec, 22/m here from edwardsville Il, care to chat/
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:16 A.M.]: hi
BhindTimes1 [1:16 A.M.]: hi there
BhindTimes1 [1:16 A.M.]: whats ur name?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:16 A.M.]: Jenna
BhindTimes1 [1:16 A.M.]: nice to meet ya, I'm alec
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:16 A.M.]: So I see
BhindTimes1 [1:17 A.M.]: Well if you couldn't see I'm doubtful we'd be having this conversation right now
BhindTimes1 [1:17 A.M.]: :)
BhindTimes1 [1:18 A.M.]: so lil lady waht do you enjoy doing with your time?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:19 A.M.]: Shopping. Reading. Casino.
BhindTimes1 [1:19 A.M.]: casino huh? lucky gal I take?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:19 A.M.]: I like to people-watch there.
BhindTimes1 [1:20 A.M.]: Aghh, you're a people watcher like myself ehh?
BhindTimes1 [1:20 A.M.]: like studying who they walk, talk, and carry themselves?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:20 A.M.]: I like laughing at the idiots.
BhindTimes1 [1:21 A.M.]: lol, just synical I see :)
BhindTimes1 [1:21 A.M.]: hehe
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:21 A.M.]: Yes, I'm cynical.
BhindTimes1 [1:22 A.M.]: Does no good to be good 24/7, feels good to be bad
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:25 A.M.]: I'm not bad.
BhindTimes1 [1:25 A.M.]: then ur no fun then
BhindTimes1 [1:25 A.M.]: j/k
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:25 A.M.]: Other people are, and I enjoy pointing it out.
BhindTimes1 [1:26 A.M.]: lol, so how old you cutie?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:26 A.M.]: Cutie?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:26 A.M.]: You've seen my pic?
BhindTimes1 [1:26 A.M.]: yes, on ur profile
BhindTimes1 [1:26 A.M.]: You're far from ugly
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:26 A.M.]: The same profile that has my ASL UNDER MY PIC?
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:27 A.M.]: as well as in my profile...? hmmm?
BhindTimes1 [1:27 A.M.]: If you don't agree with that, you need a new mirror
BhindTimes1 [1:27 A.M.]: after i got to talking to ya i clicked o buddy info at bottom of IM box, and i clicked on pics
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:27 A.M.]: yes.. and my asl... is under my pic.
BhindTimes1 [1:28 A.M.]: I just looked at that, and I never asked your age
BhindTimes1 [1:28 A.M.]: or sex
BhindTimes1 [1:28 A.M.]: or location
BhindTimes1 [1:28 A.M.]: lol
BhindTimes1 [1:28 A.M.]: I figured you were a female
BhindTimes1 [1:28 A.M.]: thus the Ms. in the s/n
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:28 A.M.]: BhindTimes1 [1:26 A.M.]: lol, so how old you cutie?BhindTimes1 [1:28 A.M.]: figured you were frm the st. louis area
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:29 A.M.]: If you knew I am a "cutie"- you saw my pic... and my pic has my age right under it.
BhindTimes1 [1:29 A.M.]: You're argumentive, can't accept a compliment
BhindTimes1 [1:29 A.M.]: especially afte rI said I just looked at your profile
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:29 A.M.]: This isn't about that.
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:29 A.M.]: This is about you asking my age.
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:31 A.M.]: I was simply pointing out, that you asked my age, after you saw my pic- where my age is displayed.
BhindTimes1 [1:31 A.M.]: I never asked yoru age
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:31 A.M.]: Yes, you did.
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:31 A.M.]: When you called me cutie.
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:31 A.M.]: You said: BhindTimes1 [1:26 A.M.]: lol, so how old you cutie?
BhindTimes1 [1:31 A.M.]: I dont' knwo where you were getting that IM statement but I never made it, its no where in my IM box
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:31 A.M.]: on a side note, I HATE being called names like "cutie", "sweetie", "hon"... pretty much any term of endearment.
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:32 A.M.]: You said: BhindTimes1 [1:26 A.M.]: lol, so how old you cutie?
BhindTimes1 [1:32 A.M.]: Term of endearment? i think that's the wrong prhase to use
BhindTimes1 [1:32 A.M.]: and I never said that
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:32 A.M.]: You did.
BhindTimes1 [1:32 A.M.]: fuck it, not arguing with you, later, this is some crazy kid shit, cuz you told me your age when you first IM'd me back
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:33 A.M.]: I thought "well why is he asking my age, when he obviously just saw my pic?"
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:33 A.M.]: No, I didn't. I never said my age. Just my name.
Ms Pixie Poppins [1:33 A.M.]: So if you say I said my age... why did you ask it?

Friday, November 11, 2005

Matt/Corey/Neil/Whatever

Begin IM - 11/9/2005 11:10 AM
Matthardy1065 [11:10 A.M.]: hey asl
Ms Pixie Poppins [11:11 AM]: 33.F.Creve Coeur
Matthardy1065 [11:11 AM]: kool
Matthardy1065 [11:11 AM]: u r hot and sexy
Ms Pixie Poppins [11:11 AM]: Thanks.

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Begin IM - 11/11/2005 04:28 PM
Matthardy1065 [4:28 P.M.]: hey
Ms Pixie Poppins [04:28 PM]: Hi
Matthardy1065 [04:35 PM]: how are you this is neil
Matthardy1065 [04:35 PM]: we never meet
Ms Pixie Poppins [04:36 PM]: Not Matt?
Matthardy1065 [04:37 PM]: no my computer is out of juise
Ms Pixie Poppins [04:37 PM]: oic.
Matthardy1065 [04:38 PM]: that it again
Ms Pixie Poppins [04:41 PM]: What?
Matthardy1065 [04:41 PM]: oic
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Begin IM - 11/11/2005 05:19 PM
Matthardy1065 [5:18 P.M.]: hey
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:20 PM]: Hi.
Matthardy1065 [05:21 PM]: this is neil you dont know me
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:21 PM]: Yes, I know.
Matthardy1065 [05:21 PM]: this not casey
Matthardy1065 [05:21 PM]: it is neil
Matthardy1065 [05:22 PM]: thi is not my computer
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:22 PM]: I understand. It is also not Matt.
Matthardy1065 [05:22 PM]: my is gone
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:22 PM]: Yeah. It ran out of "juis".
Matthardy1065 [05:23 PM]: you sound like a real nice female
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:23 PM]: I've got you fooled.
Matthardy1065 [05:24 PM]: why is that
Matthardy1065 [05:25 PM]: ????
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:25 PM]: I'm not female.
Matthardy1065 [05:26 PM]: i kno that thisnot a boy
Matthardy1065 [05:26 PM]: me a girl
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:26 PM]: You're a girl?
Matthardy1065 [05:27 PM]: gotta you
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:27 PM]: What?
Matthardy1065 [05:28 PM]: what are u male or female
Matthardy1065 [05:28 PM]: you couldnot know me do you
Matthardy1065 [05:30 PM]: dont ingore me
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:30 PM]: I'm chatting with others as well.
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:32 PM]: No. I don't know you.
Matthardy1065 [05:32 PM]: so
Matthardy1065 [05:32 PM]: what do look like
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:32 PM]: I look like I'm not interested in you.
Matthardy1065 [05:33 PM]: thats not what meet
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:33 PM]: That's what I meant.
Matthardy1065 [05:34 PM]: you have no idea what im talking about because you just a little kid
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:35 PM]: I'm 33, my pictures are in my profile, you're asking stupid questions.
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:35 PM]: If anyone is a little kid, it is you- the one who can't even type in complete sentences.
Matthardy1065 [05:35 PM]: im 50 years old you frak
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:36 PM]: Then you're a really, REALLY stupid 50 year old who can't type in complete sentences.
Matthardy1065 [05:37 PM]: thank my wife tell that all the time
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:37 PM]: So go talk to your wife and quit bothering me.
Matthardy1065 [05:37 PM]: alrighty then love vyou
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:38 PM]: Of course you do.
Matthardy1065 [05:38 PM]: whats love tell me
Ms Pixie Poppins [05:39 PM]: You're the one that said it.
Matthardy1065 [05:40 PM]: i very sorry i leave alone

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Begin IM - 11/18/2005 05:22 PM
Matthardy1065 [5:22 P.M.]: hi
Daria J Spade [5:22 P.M.]: Hi.
Matthardy1065 [5:22 P.M.]: how old r u
Daria J Spade [5:22 P.M.]: 33.
Matthardy1065 [5:22 P.M.]: kool
Matthardy1065 [5:22 P.M.]: u r hot
Daria J Spade [5:22 P.M.]: I know.
Matthardy1065 [5:23 P.M.]: do u have a bf
Daria J Spade [5:23 P.M.]: Yes.
Matthardy1065 signed off at 5:24 P.M.

Bi-Polar much?

Begin IM - 11/11/2005 08:24 PM
F31f [8:24 P.M.]: Hi there...27/m here...Would you be up for a chat? How old? Where from? :)
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:24 P.M.]: Hi
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:25 P.M.]: 33.F.Creve Coeur- not single, not looking.
F31f [8:25 P.M.]: then take hike
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:25 P.M.]: I don't like exercise much either. lol
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:25 P.M.]: I prefer to sit on my butt and chat.
F31f [8:26 P.M.]: go tell somebody who gives a darn
F31f [8:26 P.M.]: later
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:26 P.M.]: Sheesh. You were all smiley and friendly, not all mean. What's your problem?
Ms Pixie Poppins [8:27 P.M.]: I thought you wanted to chat.