Internet Maggots

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Un-Rhyming Game with Sandybeeach67

Begin IM - 2/22/2006 05:02 PM
Sandybeeach67 [5:02 P.M.]: ok... lets rhyme
X Cheeky Pixie X [5:02 P.M.]: No.
Sandybeeach67 [5:03 P.M.]: but I won't go
X Cheeky Pixie X [5:03 P.M.]: Orange.
Sandybeeach67 [5:03 P.M.]: party pooper
X Cheeky Pixie X [5:03 P.M.]: :)

My Best Guy, Kev!

This guy is NOT a maggot. But he said something funny in the chatroom today and I wanted to mark it:

MAVIX76: Jen has more curves than a side street in San Fransisco.


Love you Kev!

Friday, February 17, 2006

Yes, Mistress

Begin IM - 2/17/2006 03:06 PM
Livnlarge17 [3:06 P.M.]: ill be your slave
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:06 PM]: Why would you think you would want to do that?
Livnlarge17 [03:08 PM]: ill do what ever you whont me to do
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:08 PM]: I want you to give me money and leave me alone.
Livnlarge17 [03:09 PM]: what you going to do for me
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:09 PM]: Nothing.
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:10 PM]: you would be MY slave. Not the other way around. I don't *give*. I *take*.
Livnlarge17 [03:10 PM]: so you what my money you do for me
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:11 PM]: you don't understand the concept of being a slave. you don't GET anything... all you GET is to be a SLAVE... all you GET is the HONOR of serving ME.
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:11 PM]: you asked how you could serve Me. I told you.
Livnlarge17 [03:12 PM]: ok will you crush my cell if im bad mistress
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:12 PM]: your phone?
Livnlarge17 [03:12 PM]: yes mistress
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:13 PM]: Perhaps. Most likely though, I would just never allow you to serve Me again.
Livnlarge17 [03:13 PM]: y not
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:14 PM]: Because I don't care if you're my slave or not. I have plenty more.
Livnlarge17 [03:14 PM]: hot
Livnlarge17 [03:15 PM]: ill kiss your feet 2 mistress
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:15 PM]: Like hell.
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:15 PM]: NOBODY touches Me.
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:15 PM]: EVER.
Livnlarge17 [03:15 PM]: im on my knees
Livnlarge17 [03:16 PM]: ill give you my money mistress
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:17 PM]: And you still won't touch Me.
Livnlarge17 [03:18 PM]: no slap me mistress
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:19 PM]: And I will not touch you.
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:19 PM]: No touching. EVER.
Livnlarge17 [03:19 PM]: how you going to slap me
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:20 PM]: I'm not.
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:20 PM]: Because there is NO touching.
Livnlarge17 [03:20 PM]: cush my stuff
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:20 PM]: No.
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:20 PM]: you don't get it. you don't get to make requests. you're the slave.
Livnlarge17 [03:21 PM]: ok tell me then mistress what to do dont crush my sunglasess
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:22 PM]: I'm not here for pretend play. Money. That's what I want.
Livnlarge17 [03:22 PM]: ok mistress
Livnlarge17 [03:24 PM]: yes mistress
End IM - 2/17/2006 03:39 PM

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Rhyming Game with STAANGoo

Begin IM - 2/16/2006 04:13 PM
STAANG00 [4:12 P.M.]: hi, 26/m
X Cheeky Pixie X [4:13 P.M.]: What a gem.
STAANG00 [4:13 P.M.]: whats that?
X Cheeky Pixie X [4:13 P.M.]: In my hat.
STAANG00 [4:14 P.M.]: how are u today
X Cheeky Pixie X [4:15 P.M.]: Perfect, they say.
STAANG00 [4:15 P.M.]: are u single
X Cheeky Pixie X [4:15 P.M.]: I don't care to mingle.
STAANG00 [4:16 P.M.]: u dont like sex then either
X Cheeky Pixie X [4:17 P.M.]: Nope, I'm a seether.
STAANG00 [4:18 P.M.]: cool, fun
X Cheeky Pixie X [4:18 P.M.]: I, am, numba 1.
STAANG00 [4:18 P.M.]: funfun
X Cheeky Pixie X [4:18 P.M.]: A ton.

Rhyming Game with Uraverageguy4u

Begin IM - 2/16/2006 03:52 PM
Uraverageguy4u [3:52 P.M.]: hey
Uraverageguy4u [3:52 P.M.]: sup
X Cheeky Pixie X [3:52 P.M.]: My cup, bottom's up!
Uraverageguy4u [3:53 P.M.]: a/s/l?
Uraverageguy4u [3:53 P.M.]: [pic?
X Cheeky Pixie X [3:53 P.M.]: I sense a trick.
Uraverageguy4u [3:53 P.M.]: what?
X Cheeky Pixie X [3:53 P.M.]: It's in my gut.
Uraverageguy4u [3:53 P.M.]: what r u talkin about?
X Cheeky Pixie X [3:54 P.M.]: I'm just trying to jump and shout.

Rhyming Game with MaleXse

Begin IM - 2/16/2006 03:42 PM
MaleXse [3:41 P.M.]: you look good in those jeans
X Cheeky Pixie X [3:42 P.M.]: I like to eat buttery lima beans.
MaleXse [3:42 P.M.]: got a thong under them?
X Cheeky Pixie X [3:42 P.M.]: I hack up a lot of phlegm.

Yay for the Rhyming Game!

RGARCHE [11:10 P.M.]: hi
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:10 PM]: Hi
RGARCHE [11:10 PM]: a.s.l
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:10 PM]: Timmy's in the well.
RGARCHE [11:11 PM]: really
RGARCHE [11:11 PM]: sounds like timmy needs some help
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:11 PM]: Perhaps if he would yelp.
RGARCHE [11:12 PM]: ill help lol
RGARCHE [11:12 PM]: im ryan whats ur name
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:12 PM]: Pixie and if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same.
RGARCHE [11:13 PM]: ok ok sounds good soo what do u do for fun pixie
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:13 PM]: Whistle Dixie.
RGARCHE [11:13 PM]: ur kinda scaring me lol
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:14 PM]: Flee!
RGARCHE [11:14 PM]: lets act normal for 5 min what do u do for fun
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:15 PM]: Run, Forrest, run!
RGARCHE [11:15 PM]: ok nevermind
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:15 PM]: It's nice to unwind.
RGARCHE [11:16 PM]: i know what u mean but usually when people unwind they have hot wild crzy sex lol
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:16 PM]: I'd rather cast a hex.
RGARCHE [11:17 PM]: are u a witch
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:17 PM]: No, but some people make me twitch.
RGARCHE [11:21 PM]: ill make u twitch and moan lol
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:21 PM]: I will be glad to sever your bone.
RGARCHE [11:22 PM]: well if ur that freaky then lets do it
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:22 PM]: And then I'd make you chew it.
RGARCHE [11:22 PM]: oooo lets do it
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:22 PM]: Ever stalk Jennifer Love Hewitt?
RGARCHE [11:24 PM]: i have a feeling u have
X Cheeky Pixie X [11:24 PM]: I drive a Lincoln Nav.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Begin IM - 2/11/2006 09:41 AM
Redstanger88 [9:41 A.M.]: i'm rich lol
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:41 A.M.]: If you aren't gay, it doesn't help me.
Redstanger88 [9:42 A.M.]: why is that
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:43 A.M.]: Because I am certainly guaranteed that a gay man won't hit on me.
Redstanger88 [9:43 A.M.]: you dont like guys
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:43 A.M.]: I like the one I have.
Redstanger88 [9:44 A.M.]: you ever cheat
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:44 A.M.]: No.
Redstanger88 [9:44 A.M.]: to bad because i would spend alot of $$$ on you
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:45 A.M.]: That isn't too bad for me.
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:45 A.M.]: You would expect sexual relations, and frankly, that just isn't my thing.
Redstanger88 [9:45 A.M.]: you dont like sex
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:45 A.M.]: That's right.
Redstanger88 [9:46 A.M.]: poor girl
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:46 A.M.]: Not at all. I'm extremely happy.
Redstanger88 [9:46 A.M.]: yea ok
Redstanger88 [9:46 A.M.]: lol
X Cheeky Pixie X [9:46 A.M.]: Definitely.
[pastes conversation into the chat room]
Redstanger88 [9:47 A.M.]: bitch