Velcro and Goats

elvicpi: hi doing
aural_fixations: hi
elvicpi: 32/stlouis
aural_fixations: you are?
elvicpi: how was ur dat
elvicpi: how was ur day
aural_fixations: you're 32/stlouis?
elvicpi: yes
aural_fixations: That's funny. You were 25 at 2:28 this afternoon.
elvicpi: iam honest now 32
aural_fixations: You're not honest. You're annoying.
elvicpi: u looking
aural_fixations: No.
aural_fixations: Just like I told you for the last two days, and just like my profile says.
elvicpi: iam looking badly
aural_fixations: I can tell. You don't have the skills.
elvicpi: porr skill
elvicpi: poor
aural_fixations: Poor typing skills as well.
elvicpi: from oanther copuntry
elvicpi: from another country
aural_fixations: You said you're from St. Louis
elvicpi: i live here
aural_fixations: I see.
elvicpi: no gf
elvicpi: u there
aural_fixations: no
elvicpi: do u know how big mine
aural_fixations: I don't care.
elvicpi: 9 inches
aural_fixations: That's it? No wonder you don't have a girlfriend
elvicpi: iam new here
elvicpi: in stlouis
aural_fixations: blue.
elvicpi: yes
aural_fixations: I am from Guam. I like velcro and goats.
elvicpi: wher eu live
aural_fixations: Iceland.
elvicpi: is it in mo
aural_fixations: No. Its in Australia.
elvicpi: i dont believe
aural_fixations: Darn.
elvicpi: u like big dick
aural_fixations: Yes.
elvicpi: 9 inches and fat
elvicpi: white guy here
aural_fixations: Where's the rest of it?
elvicpi: 160 lbs 5.10
aural_fixations: Know any guys with big wangs?
elvicpi: just me
aural_fixations: That's not big.
elvicpi: 9 inches
aural_fixations: Did you measure with a ruler?
elvicpi: yes
aural_fixations: You know... in this country, you're supposed to measure at the end that starts with "one". Turn it around and try it again.

Want to be friends? Please? Pretty please?

Begin IM - 3/10/2006 03:35 PM
GrSei3 [3:34 P.M.]: hi
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:35 PM]: Hi
GrSei3 [03:35 PM]: how r u
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:35 PM]: Fine. you?
GrSei3 [03:36 PM]: fine
GrSei3 [03:36 PM]: ur very pretty
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:36 PM]: Thanks.
GrSei3 [03:36 PM]: welcome
GrSei3 [03:40 PM]: r u busy
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:41 PM]: No.
GrSei3 [03:42 PM]: want me to let u go
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:42 PM]: I don't care.
GrSei3 [03:43 PM]: would like to get to know u
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:43 PM]: Well, something to know about me is that I'm in a long term, monogamous relationship.
GrSei3 [03:43 PM]: ok
GrSei3 [03:50 PM]: im greg by the way
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:51 PM]: Jennifer
GrSei3 [03:51 PM]: nice to meet u
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:52 PM]: ditto
GrSei3 [03:53 PM]: would like to be ur friend
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:54 PM]: Ah.
GrSei3 [03:54 PM]: if u want to
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:55 PM]: That's something that either "happens" or "doesn't".
GrSei3 [03:55 PM]: well lets make it happen
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:56 PM]: awkward
GrSei3 [03:56 PM]: whys that
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:56 PM]: That's something that shouldn't require effort.
GrSei3 [03:56 PM]: ok
GrSei3 [03:56 PM]: how should we do this
X Cheeky Pixie X [03:57 PM]: uh... just talk I guess. I'm not a "friend maker" kind of person.
GrSei3 [03:57 PM]: ok

End IM - 3/10/2006 04:02 PM

Begin IM - 3/10/2006 04:34 PM
GrSei3 [4:31 P.M.]: have to go can i call u later
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:34 PM]: I don't talk on the phone.
GrSei3 [04:34 PM]: ok
GrSei3 [04:35 PM]: can we meet up later
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:35 PM]: Too soon for all that.
GrSei3 [04:35 PM]: ok will u email me later
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:35 PM]: Probably not.
GrSei3 [04:36 PM]: :-(
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:36 PM]: I don't have anything to say.
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:36 PM]: I'm not one for small talk, and I'm not a very active friend.
GrSei3 [04:36 PM]: tell me anything that comes to mind
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:36 PM]: I don't even talk to my own mother to see how she's doing.
GrSei3 [04:36 PM]: i like u alot
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:37 PM]: You don't even know me. Quite frankly, you're creeping me out.
GrSei3 [04:37 PM]: i want to help u break out of this shyness
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:38 PM]: I am not shy, at all.
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:38 PM]: I am *selective*.
GrSei3 [04:39 PM]: u seem to be or just dont like to open up to anyone when u have a problem
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:39 PM]: I don't have any problems.
GrSei3 [04:40 PM]: then why r u trying to shove me away
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:40 PM]: I'm not. This is exactly the way I behave with my friends.
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:41 PM]: I never call them. I rarely hang out with them. I don't email them.
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:41 PM]: That's the way it goes. Accept it or don't.
GrSei3 [04:41 PM]: u need to loosen up act crazy sometimes
X Cheeky Pixie X [04:41 PM]: You need to not tell me what I need. I am happy.
GrSei3 [04:42 PM]: ok im sorry

End IM - 3/10/2006 04:43 PM