Internet Maggots

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Nice hair. I love 2 hit.

Begin IM - 4/26/2006 09:03 AM
Metzpho [9:03 A.M.]: nice hair
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:03 AM]: Thanks
Metzpho [09:04 AM]: l love 2 hit
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:04 AM]: Hit hair?
Metzpho [09:04 AM]: lol
Metzpho [09:04 AM]: maybe u
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:04 AM]: I don't like to be hit.
Metzpho [09:04 AM]: lol
Metzpho [09:04 AM]: ur age
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:05 AM]: That was in my profile. You went straight for the pics, huh?
Metzpho [09:05 AM]: opps
Metzpho [09:05 AM]: l like to hit u deep
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:05 AM]: I don't like to be hit.
Metzpho [09:06 AM]: y not
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:06 AM]: That's not very nice. Didn't you learn that in kindergarten?
Metzpho [09:06 AM]: lol
Metzpho [09:06 AM]: silly
Metzpho [09:06 AM]: l like to hit u with my bone
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:07 AM]: Caveman.
Metzpho [09:07 AM]: lol
Metzpho [09:07 AM]: l bet u would love my stiff bone
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:08 AM]: I'm not a dog.
Metzpho [09:08 AM]: lol
Metzpho [09:08 AM]: ur teasing me
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:08 AM]: I'm not teasing you.
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:08 AM]: You're trying to be sexual, and I'm not letting you.
Metzpho [09:08 AM]: would u prefere stiff muscle
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:09 AM]: I would prefer that you not try to speak sexually with me at all, because I find it low class and repulsive.
Metzpho [09:09 AM]: omg
Metzpho [09:09 AM]: l am low class
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:09 AM]: Are you?
Metzpho [09:09 AM]: yep yep
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:09 AM]: Just my luck.
Metzpho [09:10 AM]: lol
Metzpho [09:10 AM]: its all my bones fault
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:10 AM]: I don't care to hear about it.
Metzpho [09:10 AM]: y not
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:10 AM]: Gross.
Metzpho [09:10 AM]: its just a bone
Metzpho [09:11 AM]: u dont eat steak
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:11 AM]: No.
Metzpho [09:11 AM]: lc
Metzpho [09:12 AM]: cum here
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:12 AM]: I'm finished talking to you. I prefer gentlemen.
Metzpho [09:13 AM]: l am one
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:13 AM]: Not speaking sexually like that, you aren't.
Metzpho [09:13 AM]: horny thats all baby
X Cheeky Pixie X [09:14 AM]: Well tell a dirty woman. I'm a lady, and a prude. I don't care to hear about that stuff.

End IM - 4/26/2006 09:26 AM

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Kick Rocks!

Begin IM - 4/19/2006 10:40 PM
Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: HEY SWEETY
Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: ITS LIKE THAT
Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: KICK ROCKS THEN
Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: TRICK
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:40 P.M.]: What?
Cliftonrl06 [10:40 P.M.]: CAN YOU READ
Cliftonrl06 [10:40 P.M.]: DON'T WHAT ME
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:40 P.M.]: So someone only gets 10 seconds to respond to you or you tell them to "kick rocks"?
Cliftonrl06 [10:41 P.M.]: IT WAS LONGER THEN 10 SECS
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:41 P.M.]: I'm busy. I don't have time for high maintenance kids. Piss off.
Cliftonrl06 [10:41 P.M.]: MORE LIKE 2 MINUTES
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:41 P.M.]: Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: HEY SWEETY
Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: ITS LIKE THAT
Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: KICK ROCKS THEN
Cliftonrl06 [10:39 P.M.]: TRICK
Cliftonrl06 [10:41 P.M.]: WHAT ABOUT IT
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:41 P.M.]: You messaged me FOUR times at 10:39.
Cliftonrl06 [10:42 P.M.]: LOSE THE ATTITUDE LADY
Cliftonrl06 [10:42 P.M.]: I JUST WANNA TALK
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:42 P.M.]: I responded once at 10:40.
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:42 P.M.]: I don't want to talk to you. You're a jerk.
Cliftonrl06 [10:42 P.M.]: I'M SORRY OK
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:42 P.M.]: No.
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:42 P.M.]: I don't want to talk to you.l
Cliftonrl06 [10:42 P.M.]: WHY NOT
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:42 P.M.]: You're a high maintenance brat.
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:43 P.M.]: Piss OFF.
Cliftonrl06 [10:43 P.M.]: WE'VE TALKED BEFORE
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:43 P.M.]: I don't care.
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:43 P.M.]: PISS OFF
Cliftonrl06 [10:43 P.M.]: YOU AIN'T RIGHT
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:43 P.M.]: I don't like you. Stop IMing me.
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:43 P.M.]: GO AWAY
Cliftonrl06 [10:43 P.M.]: KICK ROCKS THEN
Cliftonrl06 [10:43 P.M.]: LOW LIFE
X Cheeky Pixie X [10:43 P.M.]: I will. AT YOU.
Cliftonrl06 [10:43 P.M.]: GET A LIFE
Cliftonrl06 [10:43 P.M.]: DYKE

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Bye-Bye, Bi

Begin IM - 4/15/2006 02:31 AM
Bileggs 62 [2:31 A.M.]: good morning
Bileggs 62 [2:31 A.M.]: I like ur s/n
Aural Fixations [2:31 A.M.]: Hi
Aural Fixations [2:31 A.M.]: Thanks
Bileggs 62 [2:31 A.M.]: how are you
Bileggs 62 [2:32 A.M.]: my name is Beth
Aural Fixations [2:32 A.M.]: Hi Beth.
Bileggs 62 [2:32 A.M.]: so what you doing tonight
Aural Fixations [2:33 A.M.]: Just chatting.
Bileggs 62 [2:33 A.M.]: cool
Bileggs 62 [2:33 A.M.]: where u from ?
Aural Fixations [2:34 A.M.]: Creve Coeur
Bileggs 62 [2:34 A.M.]: Iam from Eureka
Aural Fixations [2:34 A.M.]: Cool.
Bileggs 62 [2:34 A.M.]: Iam 28
Aural Fixations [2:34 A.M.]: Here. Read this. It will save us some time. Internet Maggots: Equal Opportunity Denial

Bileggs 62 [2:36 A.M.]: you sending my pic out
Aural Fixations [2:36 A.M.]: Posting it on my blog for all to see.
Bileggs 62 [2:36 A.M.]: why
Bileggs 62 [2:37 A.M.]: what did I do to you
Aural Fixations [2:37 A.M.]: Annoyed me.
Bileggs 62 [2:37 A.M.]: sorry but you dont need to put my pic out there like that
Aural Fixations [2:37 A.M.]: You sent it to me. Fair game. That's the way the net works.
Bileggs 62 [2:39 A.M.]: that is not right how would u like it if I did that to you
Aural Fixations [2:39 A.M.]: I'm not dumb enough to send out nudies.
Bileggs 62 [2:39 A.M.]: well you dont need to put my pic out there like that
Aural Fixations [2:40 A.M.]: Need to? No. Having fun with it? Yes.
Bileggs 62 [2:40 A.M.]: your a ass and aol will hear about this so bye
Aural Fixations [2:40 A.M.]: I haven't done anything illegal. Just immoral.
Aural Fixations [2:41 A.M.]: And since it isn't an aol site, it's all good.
Aural Fixations [2:41 A.M.]: And since you gave me your picture, it's mine to do with as I please.
Bileggs 62 [2:42 A.M.]: well there still going to hear about it
Aural Fixations [2:42 A.M.]: That's fine. I will laugh, thinking about you crying to aol about "some girl posted my NAKED picture".
Aural Fixations [2:42 A.M.]: Who looks like the sleaze? Sure isn't me.
Bileggs 62 [2:43 A.M.]: no but your a ass for posting it so bye
Aural Fixations [2:43 A.M.]: lol bye bye bi.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Cheater Alert: BuffEnough4u2

Begin IM - 4/10/2006 11:23 AM
BuffEnough4u2 [11:23 A.M.]: sexy
Aural Fixations [11:24 AM]: ...thanks.
BuffEnough4u2 [11:24 AM]: u single
Aural Fixations [11:24 AM]: So you didn't read the profile.. just went for the pics? :)
BuffEnough4u2 [11:25 AM]: i see

End IM - 4/10/2006 11:27 AM

Begin IM - 4/10/2006 01:01 PM
BuffEnough4u2 [1:01 P.M.]: im 28
Aural Fixations [01:01 PM]: I'm in a relationship.
BuffEnough4u2 [01:01 PM]: so
BuffEnough4u2 [01:02 PM]: i dont tell if you dont
Aural Fixations [01:02 PM]: I'm a MUCH better person than that.
BuffEnough4u2 [01:02 PM]: i bet
Aural Fixations [01:03 PM]: Well if you're betting that I'm a much better person than that, that's a good bet to take.
BuffEnough4u2 [01:03 PM]: if the guy was hot and you 2 was by your self i bet you would let him
Aural Fixations [01:03 PM]: No, I wouldn't.
BuffEnough4u2 [01:03 PM]: i no woman very well
Aural Fixations [01:04 PM]: Women, perhaps. I happen to be a LADY. And I don't cheat.
BuffEnough4u2 [01:04 PM]: thats good then why did you say in the room you was into younger guys
Aural Fixations [01:05 PM]: My boyfriend is a younger guy.
BuffEnough4u2 [01:05 PM]: i see

End IM - 4/10/2006 01:07 PM

Cheater Alert: LandofOZ6969

Begin IM - 4/10/2006 12:50 PM
LandofOZ6969 [12:49 P.M.]: helloo
Auto response from Aural Fixations [12:49 P.M.]: I have stepped out to lunch.
Aural Fixations [12:50 PM]: Hi
LandofOZ6969 [12:50 PM]: what u doing
LandofOZ6969 [12:51 PM]: :-P
Aural Fixations [12:51 PM]: Having lunch.
LandofOZ6969 [12:51 PM]: mmmmm
LandofOZ6969 [12:51 PM]: wish was mee
LandofOZ6969 [12:51 PM]: lol
Aural Fixations [12:51 PM]: What?
LandofOZ6969 [12:52 PM]: ;-)
Aural Fixations [12:52 PM]: What do you mean by that?
Aural Fixations [12:52 PM]: I'm not stopping you from having lunch.
LandofOZ6969 [12:52 PM]: ;-)
LandofOZ6969 [12:52 PM]: iam good
LandofOZ6969 [12:52 PM]: are you killing time
Aural Fixations [12:52 PM]: I'm not doing anything.
LandofOZ6969 [12:53 PM]: 37 single here
LandofOZ6969 [12:53 PM]: close to you
Aural Fixations [12:53 PM]: Close to me?
LandofOZ6969 [12:53 PM]: live close
Aural Fixations [12:53 PM]: Oh, I see.
Aural Fixations [12:53 PM]: How do you know where I live?
LandofOZ6969 [12:54 PM]: says in profile
LandofOZ6969 [12:54 PM]: iam off new page
Aural Fixations [12:54 PM]: Ah.
LandofOZ6969 [12:54 PM]: married?
Aural Fixations [12:54 PM]: Not single.
LandofOZ6969 [12:54 PM]: dating
Aural Fixations [12:54 PM]: I'm in a relationship.
LandofOZ6969 [12:55 PM]: come on over
Aural Fixations [12:55 PM]: What? No.
LandofOZ6969 [12:55 PM]: why
Aural Fixations [12:55 PM]: Why would I?
LandofOZ6969 [12:56 PM]: to have fun
Aural Fixations [12:56 PM]: I'm having fun here.
LandofOZ6969 [12:56 PM]: good sex here too
Aural Fixations [12:56 PM]: I just told you I'm in a relationship.
Aural Fixations [12:56 PM]: Don't talk to me like that.

End IM - 4/10/2006 01:07 PM

Monday, April 03, 2006

Yes. I'm SURE.

Begin IM - 4/3/2006 04:06 PM
Stlguylilcurious [4:06 P.M.]: whatsup 34m stl
Aural Fixations [4:07 P.M.]: Nothin. What are you curious about?
Stlguylilcurious [4:08 P.M.]: about anothe rwoman
Stlguylilcurious [4:09 P.M.]: i was married for 6 yrs
Aural Fixations [4:09 P.M.]: ah
Stlguylilcurious [4:09 P.M.]: and haven't experienced anyone new
Aural Fixations [4:09 P.M.]: I see.
Stlguylilcurious [4:09 P.M.]: cute name u have
Aural Fixations [4:09 P.M.]: Thanks
Stlguylilcurious [4:09 P.M.]: do u have an oral fetish?
Aural Fixations [4:09 P.M.]: No. I like music.
Stlguylilcurious [4:10 P.M.]: lol i know i was joking
Stlguylilcurious [4:10 P.M.]: you're very pretty
Aural Fixations [4:11 P.M.]: Thanks
Stlguylilcurious [4:11 P.M.]: how tall?
Aural Fixations [4:11 P.M.]: 5*1
Stlguylilcurious [4:12 P.M.]: weight?
Aural Fixations [4:12 P.M.]: 98
Stlguylilcurious [4:12 P.M.]: damn
Aural Fixations [4:13 P.M.]: yeah.
Stlguylilcurious [4:14 P.M.]: very hot
Stlguylilcurious [4:14 P.M.]: single?
Aural Fixations [4:14 P.M.]: Not single at all.
Stlguylilcurious [4:14 P.M.]: married
Aural Fixations [4:15 P.M.]: Long term, monogamous relationship.
Stlguylilcurious [4:15 P.M.]: ok
Stlguylilcurious [4:16 P.M.]: why aren't u married
Aural Fixations [4:16 P.M.]: We don't want to be.
Stlguylilcurious [4:17 P.M.]: k so u can get with other guys
Aural Fixations [4:18 P.M.]: No, I have no interest in "getting with" other guys. Like I said, we're monogamous.
Stlguylilcurious [4:19 P.M.]: do u get into girls at all?
Aural Fixations [4:19 P.M.]: Gross.
Aural Fixations [4:19 P.M.]: Besides... monogamous is monogamous... that means... *nobody* else.
Stlguylilcurious [4:20 P.M.]: ok
Stlguylilcurious [4:21 P.M.]: but it seems like girls are into girls these days
Aural Fixations [4:21 P.M.]: Yeah. I don't know what that's all about.
Stlguylilcurious [4:21 P.M.]: me either
Stlguylilcurious [4:22 P.M.]: ever thought about it
Aural Fixations [4:23 P.M.]: No. I'm straight.
Stlguylilcurious [4:23 P.M.]: all girls say that
Stlguylilcurious [4:23 P.M.]: but they seem to get with hot girls
Aural Fixations [4:24 P.M.]: This girl is absolutely straight, with no interest, and no curiosity.
Stlguylilcurious [4:24 P.M.]: cool

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Straight But Not Narrow

Begin IM - 4/2/2006 12:55 AM
UzAHater2 [12:55 A.M.]: so what are you now if you were a tomboy then
Aural Fixations [12:55 A.M.]: I'm a girly girl.
UzAHater2 [12:55 A.M.]: really asl if i may ask
Aural Fixations [12:55 A.M.]: 33.F.Creve Coeur.
UzAHater2 [12:56 A.M.]: is that in stl
Aural Fixations [12:56 A.M.]: Yes.
UzAHater2 [12:56 A.M.]: wel i am lesbian female from kcmo
Aural Fixations [12:56 A.M.]: Ah.
UzAHater2 [12:57 A.M.]: you like
Aural Fixations [12:57 A.M.]: I'm straight.
UzAHater2 [12:57 A.M.]: oh well some straight people are gay too
Aural Fixations [12:58 A.M.]: No. Those people are called "in the closet". They are not straight. They are still gay.

Equal Opportunity Denial

Begin IM - 4/1/2006 01:53 PM
WETONE20 [1:49 P.M.]: hi how are you ? I like your s/n
Aural Fixations [1:53 P.M.]: Hi. Fine. you? Thanks.
WETONE20 [1:53 P.M.]: Iam good thanks
WETONE20 [1:54 P.M.]: can I ask age?
Aural Fixations [1:54 P.M.]: 33.
WETONE20 [1:54 P.M.]: Iam 28
WETONE20 [1:54 P.M.]: my name is Beth
Aural Fixations [1:55 P.M.]: Cool.
WETONE20 [1:55 P.M.]: where u from?
Aural Fixations [1:55 P.M.]: Creve Coeur.
WETONE20 [1:56 P.M.]: cool
WETONE20 [1:56 P.M.]: Iam in Eureka
WETONE20 [1:57 P.M.]: I like your pics
Aural Fixations [1:57 P.M.]: Thanks
WETONE20 [1:57 P.M.]: u busy?
Aural Fixations [1:58 P.M.]: Nope
WETONE20 [1:58 P.M.]: ok
WETONE20 [1:58 P.M.]: would u like to see mine
Aural Fixations [1:58 P.M.]: Sure.
WETONE20 [1:59 P.M.]: mail

Aural Fixations [2:00 P.M.]: uh... thanks
WETONE20 [2:00 P.M.]: you seem shocked
Aural Fixations [2:00 P.M.]: eh.. I prefer things a little more chaste.
WETONE20 [2:01 P.M.]: sorry
Aural Fixations [2:01 P.M.]: It's ok.
WETONE20 [2:01 P.M.]: I dont wear that out
WETONE20 [2:01 P.M.]: lol
Aural Fixations [2:01 P.M.]: But you send it to complete strangers.
WETONE20 [2:02 P.M.]: well sorry if it bothered you
Aural Fixations [2:02 P.M.]: I love the dresser.
WETONE20 [2:03 P.M.]: lol
WETONE20 [2:03 P.M.]: me too
Aural Fixations [2:03 P.M.]: I'm going through a furniture phase.
WETONE20 [2:03 P.M.]: really
Aural Fixations [2:04 P.M.]: I just bought a new sofa set.
WETONE20 [2:04 P.M.]: may I ask do u have any more pics of u
WETONE20 [2:04 P.M.]: cool what color
Aural Fixations [2:04 P.M.]: Toffee. Italian leather and mahogany.
Aural Fixations [2:04 P.M.]: I have more pictures. Hold on.
WETONE20 [2:04 P.M.]: wow I like that
WETONE20 [2:04 P.M.]: ok
Aural Fixations [2:05 P.M.]: Aural's Pics
WETONE20 [2:06 P.M.]: may I say ur very pretty
Aural Fixations [2:06 P.M.]: Thanks
WETONE20 [2:06 P.M.]: can I ask u something
Aural Fixations [2:06 P.M.]: ok
WETONE20 [2:06 P.M.]: u bi?
Aural Fixations [2:07 P.M.]: Not at all.
WETONE20 [2:07 P.M.]: ok
WETONE20 [2:07 P.M.]: u ever thing about it
Aural Fixations [2:07 P.M.]: Nope.
WETONE20 [2:07 P.M.]: lol ok
WETONE20 [2:08 P.M.]: well Iam bi
Aural Fixations [2:08 P.M.]: I figured. :)
WETONE20 [2:08 P.M.]: lol
WETONE20 [2:08 P.M.]: u would like it
Aural Fixations [2:08 P.M.]: No, I know quite very absolutely well, that I am certain that I would definitely not like it, at all, even one tiny bit.
WETONE20 [2:09 P.M.]: have u ever tried
Aural Fixations [2:09 P.M.]: I don't need to try something to know I won't like it.
WETONE20 [2:09 P.M.]: even just a kiss
Aural Fixations [2:10 P.M.]: Let's put it this way... I know that I won't like getting set on fire and put in the path of a moving bus. I know without having to experience it.
Aural Fixations [2:11 P.M.]: I am NOT interested in sex. With anyone. Man, woman, child, beast, or myself.
WETONE20 [2:11 P.M.]: wow ok
WETONE20 [2:11 P.M.]: I can tell u have been hurt
Aural Fixations [2:11 P.M.]: lol I haven't ever been hurt.
WETONE20 [2:11 P.M.]: ok
Aural Fixations [2:12 P.M.]: I have been annoyed by people who won't take "No, I'm not interested" for a polite answer.
WETONE20 [2:12 P.M.]: I know the feeling
Aural Fixations [2:12 P.M.]: Then why are you doing it to me?
WETONE20 [2:13 P.M.]: I was just asking sorry
WETONE20 [2:13 P.M.]: I will let you go then bye
Aural Fixations [2:13 P.M.]: Bye.