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Monday, November 12, 2007

Norman Bates: nature200206

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nature200206: hi there, how are you? care to chaat with us?
aural_fixations: hi
aural_fixations: If you said anything after I said hi, I didn't get it.
nature200206: just asking how ar eyou
aural_fixations: Oh right on. Fine. you?
nature200206: we're great
aural_fixations: We?
nature200206: yes
nature200206: i''m victor here and i'm 25
nature200206: and with me here is my mom jackie, she's 4
nature200206: 45
aural_fixations: Ah, cool.
nature200206:
nature200206: tell us about you
aural_fixations: One thing about me is that I don't freeflow about myself well. You'll have to ask specific questions.
nature200206: haha
nature200206: well from your profile it seems like you have a lot of diverse interests
aural_fixations: Sure.
nature200206: how about hte basics? married? bf?
aural_fixations: Boyfriend.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: well you're very pretty!
aural_fixations: Thanks.
You have declined the invitation to start photo sharing.

aural_fixations: I don't need to see pics to chat. Thank you though.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: thought i'd show you one of mom as had one of on this comp
aural_fixations: It's okay. I'm not one that's curious about what others look like.
nature200206: haha ok
nature200206: what are you up to
aural_fixations: Internetting while watching Buffy.
nature200206: cool
aural_fixations: you?
nature200206: we're in our living room sipping some wine
nature200206: and must admit we're a bit drunk
aural_fixations: Ah, right on.
nature200206: :_
nature200206:
nature200206: so where's your bf
aural_fixations: At home, answering work emails and probably brushing his teeth.
nature200206: aha so you live separately
aural_fixations: Yes.
nature200206: oh ok
nature200206: so you're alone now
aural_fixations: Yep.
nature200206: feeling lonley?
aural_fixations: Not at all.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: well maybe you could join us for wine!
aural_fixations: Kind offer, but no thank you.
nature200206: haha
nature200206: so whata are you wearing
aural_fixations: A concert tshirt and my boyfriend's pajama pants.
nature200206: cool
nature200206: anything under that tshort anad pjs
aural_fixations: Of course.
nature200206: haha, just checking
nature200206: maybe you should take these off
aural_fixations: I'm comfortable.
nature200206: do you shave down there
aural_fixations: None of your business.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: breast size
aural_fixations: Bigger than your brain, if you think I'm going to answer questions like these.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: they must be really big then
nature200206: aare they fake?
aural_fixations: Look, Norman Bates... don't ask me sexual questions.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: its really my mom that wants to know
aural_fixations: Even creepier.
nature200206: yep
aural_fixations: I don't talk about sexual things with ANYONE except my boyfriend. Neither of you are him.
nature200206: ok