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Monday, November 12, 2007

Norman Bates: nature200206

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nature200206: hi there, how are you? care to chaat with us?
aural_fixations: hi
aural_fixations: If you said anything after I said hi, I didn't get it.
nature200206: just asking how ar eyou
aural_fixations: Oh right on. Fine. you?
nature200206: we're great
aural_fixations: We?
nature200206: yes
nature200206: i''m victor here and i'm 25
nature200206: and with me here is my mom jackie, she's 4
nature200206: 45
aural_fixations: Ah, cool.
nature200206:
nature200206: tell us about you
aural_fixations: One thing about me is that I don't freeflow about myself well. You'll have to ask specific questions.
nature200206: haha
nature200206: well from your profile it seems like you have a lot of diverse interests
aural_fixations: Sure.
nature200206: how about hte basics? married? bf?
aural_fixations: Boyfriend.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: well you're very pretty!
aural_fixations: Thanks.
You have declined the invitation to start photo sharing.

aural_fixations: I don't need to see pics to chat. Thank you though.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: thought i'd show you one of mom as had one of on this comp
aural_fixations: It's okay. I'm not one that's curious about what others look like.
nature200206: haha ok
nature200206: what are you up to
aural_fixations: Internetting while watching Buffy.
nature200206: cool
aural_fixations: you?
nature200206: we're in our living room sipping some wine
nature200206: and must admit we're a bit drunk
aural_fixations: Ah, right on.
nature200206: :_
nature200206:
nature200206: so where's your bf
aural_fixations: At home, answering work emails and probably brushing his teeth.
nature200206: aha so you live separately
aural_fixations: Yes.
nature200206: oh ok
nature200206: so you're alone now
aural_fixations: Yep.
nature200206: feeling lonley?
aural_fixations: Not at all.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: well maybe you could join us for wine!
aural_fixations: Kind offer, but no thank you.
nature200206: haha
nature200206: so whata are you wearing
aural_fixations: A concert tshirt and my boyfriend's pajama pants.
nature200206: cool
nature200206: anything under that tshort anad pjs
aural_fixations: Of course.
nature200206: haha, just checking
nature200206: maybe you should take these off
aural_fixations: I'm comfortable.
nature200206: do you shave down there
aural_fixations: None of your business.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: breast size
aural_fixations: Bigger than your brain, if you think I'm going to answer questions like these.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: they must be really big then
nature200206: aare they fake?
aural_fixations: Look, Norman Bates... don't ask me sexual questions.
nature200206: ok
nature200206: its really my mom that wants to know
aural_fixations: Even creepier.
nature200206: yep
aural_fixations: I don't talk about sexual things with ANYONE except my boyfriend. Neither of you are him.
nature200206: ok

1 Comments:

  • July 31, 2010 Saturday after midnight
    nature200206 hi there, how are yo
    nature200206 you
    anonymous ?
    nature200206 hi
    nature200206 do you remember me?
    anonymous How is the weather in Nigeria?
    nature200206 nigeria?
    anonymous You don't live there?
    anonymous You live where?
    nature200206 new york
    anonymous your profile is blocked
    nature200206 ok
    anonymous we've never spoken before
    nature200206 you're on my friends list
    nature200206 i'm victor and i live in nyc
    anonymous zip code?
    nature200206 manhattan
    anonymous 12:23 AM zip code?
    nature200206 10025
    anonymous uws
    anonymous yes
    anonymous what are you looking for?
    nature200206 meeting people, making friends
    anonymous ok

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:54 PM  

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